Big Brother Watch Party 7/17/24

 It won't be the same without Jackie's summaries. But we can still hang out. 

And there's the age-less Julie, telling newbies how the game works....

Uh-oh.  It's BB-AI...remember when the world used actual words?

$750,000 Grand Prize!!!  Why don't they just round it up to $1 million?  Doesn't that seem like a more significant number?

We're only going to meet half the houseguests tonight...

4 foot 9 inches...shortest houseguest ever? Rubina - with a Napoleon complex.

Cam was a former CFL professional football player and is now a Physical Therapist.  I like him at first glance.  He's not loud and obnoxious and seems like a decent, normal professional.

McKenzie is a blonde construction worker.  She's a former D1 volleyball player.  I could go either way on her. She spells her name Makensy...she just lost me.  LOL

Joe is a 30 year old video store guy.  He's got an 80s occupation with a 70s moustache.  

I'm already missing names...how did Jackie do it?

We've got a 50 year old mom.  Old people unite.  Angela.

Kimo sells mattresses and is from Hawaii.

Chelsea is a non-profit director and former 5 foot 2 inch collegiate basketball player.  She's "half hood, half homie"...I don't know what that means.

Tucker is a marketing/sales professional in NYC.  He likes the outdoors. His father is gay.  He likes dogs, so I'm good with him.  He's single and wants a showmance.

They are all together with Julie and getting ready to go into the house.

Damn, Rubina is tiny...and loud...

Julie calls them into the backyard.  There's an OPPORTUNITY TO CHANGE THE GAME!!!  {yawn}

This year's twist, these 8 people have the right to bring in an extra houseguest.

Ainsley is wearing blue, including her hair.  She's a 24-year old superfan from San Diego.  She begs to be let in.

This is an odd twist.  Why do you want more competition?  What are the odds that they vote "yes"?

OMG!  AINSLEY IS THE AI!!  They didn't let her in, but now the angry AI is still in the game.  Here comes SKYNET!