Big Brother Watch Wednesday july 16

 Hi folks,

Sorry about Sunday. I got busy and forgot. 

I've still got 2 days of night class so I'll be late at best.  But come the weekend... it's Big Brother for the summer!!!

I'm here!!! 30 minutes late with no idea what is going on in that crazy house. 

Heavy who?

I think BB, more than Survivor, forces people to form alliances early.  The problem with that is that you don't know your colleagues will enough to choose wisely.  There's something to be said for floating for a couple of weeks. 

Ashley showers a lot.  And they nominated her for cleanliness?  SAVE ASHLEY!!!

I need a BB cheat sheet.

Zach and Rachel are in an alliance with the HOH but don't want to keep the noms the same.  So much for week 1 alliances. 

Time for the POV comp.   The competitors are playing CSI in a camping crime scene.  They'd an outhouse that Faux Blossom says smells like S*$!. Foul-mouthed Faux Blossom.

They have footprints and tire tracks that need assessing. They also have to identify smells. 

There is an outhouse cam in the hole.  This might be the first toilet cam in BB history.  We are treated to half a dozen shots of Zae bobbing for smells in the toilet seat.  Priceless. 

The first tries have no right answers which is not encouraging.  There are 3 crimes scenes, each with a different perp.  But when they buzz in, it just tells them "wrong" so they don't know if 1, 2 or 3 of them are wrong. 

Ashley WINS!!! Time for a shower. 

Kelley volunteers again to go up.  She is not a good strategist.  She's trying to prove her loyalty to the one guy who doesn't have a vote in the eviction.  That makes no sense.  Does she have enough other allies to be safe?

At the Veto Meeting, Ashley saves herself and Kelley us nominated by her best buddy. 

Jimmy then interrupts the Meeting to commit suicide by declaring war on Keanu... for no obvious reason. 

Kelley then tells us that "apparently, pawns go home".  I wonder who finally hangs get the memo. 

See you tomorrow.